Monster Assault Energy - the only thing they assault is gamer's Intelligence

Holly shit, I just get done giving Monster a plug and Frozenghost001 had to run to store this week and get a 4 pack of the new Monster Assault Energy. I pick up an empty can and it is a good product as are all the Monster drinks. Coming from the maker of the Xfuel xtreme energy shot that is a profound statement, then again Monster's attempts at energy shots - well you know how they compare to the drinks they make - enough on that!

Why do I say, "the only thing they assault is gamer Intelligence", read the back of the can:

At Monster we don't get too hung up on politics. We're not for "the war", "against the war", or "any war for that matter".

We put the "camo" pattern on our new Monster Assault can because we think it looks cool. Plus it helps fire us up to fight the big multi-national companies who dominate the beverage business.

Ok, they think your stupid period - Monster is in business to sell drinks and the war doesn't matter to them - DA!!! I can agree with their stance as any smart business would, no sense offending someone if you don't have to.

"We put the camo pattern on ... because we think it looks cool", don't tell me you're all f**kin stupid and believe that one??? they finally realized you gamers exist, not that that's bad but I guess they realized not everyone can ride a skateboard or do back flips on a bicycle! So, since they ignored you for how many years now they think they can get you all back with a little "camo" - please "camo" your lame ass attempts a little better?

The worse one of all fire us up to fight the big multi-national companies who dominate the beverage business - MONSTER fired all their little distributors last year and went with Coke a Cola to be their sole distributor and co-packer. How the F**K is that fighting the big companies you jackass when your with the biggest of the big - what a bunch of liar azzholes.

Monster thinks you gamers are idiots - wake the f**k up will you don't fall for this bullsh*t - they are the big evil guys they just have on camo to help cover it up more!!!!